berabuk gell blog ni. o well even i grow grapes now, i dont really have time to type a new entry. i prefer twitter nowadays. easy to access from the phone, dont really have to write a long ass essay, and can even tweet while nursing the baby. jejejejejej. tmi eyh?
what am i doing here at 2 am? i had too much sleep already. apparently you dont have to exactly follow the saying; you should be napping too when the baby is sleeping. this holds true when your baby is fussy. unlike mine, budak ni sleep through the nite, maybe a little fussy during the day. but hey, tak kaco tido mlm pon kan. so nak jadi hapa kalo siang malam pon aku nk tido mcm baby. ponin pala den.
but then again, i had a low bp for the past few days. so dah ponin nk pitam2 siang tadi den tido skali ngan bayi den lah. pastu pulak bayi den nk tido kui 9 tadi terikot sama. kekeke. nak muntah pulak tido byk2 ni. enough bout the baby already.
anda kenal neelofa? ore klate tu. bia dok sekapom pom, tp kawe banggo ore comey spo dio ore kelate. bangga ka? i like to see pretty women like neelofa to some extent. to what extent, u might wonder? and why i choose neelofa as example? pasal die mmg santek. duh! and die sgt sedapp. kalo i yg gegel ni rasa neelofa itu sedap dilihat, mungkin lebih sedap digigit, apa lg lelaki2 lain. hahaha.
ive met her once doing groceries with hans isaac at cold storage ge mall, masa kedai dh nak tutup pon. lawa mcm patung barbie. mlm2 buta pon bedak ber enchi2. u know barbie doll? not just santek. cukop inchi sume. haha. wahaha. pastu last sunday she was on the cover of panca indera. mmg santek lah dgn baju ketat gelemat posing maut, mau terjojol bijik mata meleleh air lio mat2 perverts. ok now back to the question to what extent do i like to see her?
i love to see pretty gals wearing poke eye outfit (oh yes, the poke-eye term does exist. go ask ppl at mindef. haha) til they scare the crap out of me dan timbul perasaan kasihan. why scared then pity summore ley? i got scared to think peha putih gebu rozita che wan dan badan berbonjol2 neelofa di barbeku kelak. kesian kot santek2 jadi bahan bakar. not tht im that pious alim tutup litup berpurdah bagai pon. tp perasaan takut tu cukop la nk buat aku turun bawah pakai tudung bibik 2-3 harini. hahah. kalo tak menggerbang jugak rambut rosak keras berdawai stakat turun nk buang sampah or bawak mek jalan2 tgk dunia yg penuh pak arab, pak itam, pak paki, cina bukit kt bawah nun, which most of the time aku usung budak yg tido je. buang maso den ajo bwk budak tido jalan.
tp tulah. melayu mudah lupa. skali tgk, skali takut, skali teringat. kekekek. hm dh la. nak salin diaper budak pulak.
p/s: ok lg scary shit kalo tgk budak ni bgn sdiri mlm2 lookin at a corner tesengih sorg2.
p/s: ok lg scary shit kalo tgk budak ni bgn sdiri mlm2 lookin at a corner tesengih sorg2.
