Thursday, March 7, 2013
Original pre-owned Tod's shoes (made in Italy) for sale
Hello. any of you interested in getting Tod's shoes?
Pre-owned authentic black Tod's shoes in a really good condition. Come with the original box and paper bag. Worn only a few times. Look great inside out. Size 9 UK.
i'm selling off my husband shoes. he's an impulse buyer. he bought the shoes, worn less than 10 times and decided he didn't like the shoes. why la couldn't you decide before you actually bought the shoes. haih. so i'd rather sell these shoes than letting these original, perfect to own shoes collect dusts at home. anyhoo asking price is RM850 but it's negotiable. or you can quote me your price. help me to at least get a nice gold ring la with your asking price. hahaha.
Friday, March 1, 2013
Surat untuk bulan
To the girl i met in kl sentral tonight,
So sorry i didn't help you when i had the chance. I could have and i should have. My skepticism and calculative mind kicked in and it was already too late when i was convinced that you really needed help. You went away and i was hoping that you came to me again. But i didn't see you anymore. I experienced it once and i knew how you really felt. I just hoped and i could only pray that someone did help you. I know Karma's a bitch. I could only hope that it won't get to me in future. And i hope someone/any stranger would help me if i were in your shoes someday (touch wood!) or whenever i'm in difficulties. Please accept my sincerest apology.
- yang masih rasa bersalah
So sorry i didn't help you when i had the chance. I could have and i should have. My skepticism and calculative mind kicked in and it was already too late when i was convinced that you really needed help. You went away and i was hoping that you came to me again. But i didn't see you anymore. I experienced it once and i knew how you really felt. I just hoped and i could only pray that someone did help you. I know Karma's a bitch. I could only hope that it won't get to me in future. And i hope someone/any stranger would help me if i were in your shoes someday (touch wood!) or whenever i'm in difficulties. Please accept my sincerest apology.
- yang masih rasa bersalah
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Tunggu sekejap...
Banyak benor post duniawi dalam belog ni. Dah la asyik-asyik post yg
sentap. Che' POn pon tak sentap memanjang mcm ai. Sekali-sekala harus
diselitkan dengan post ukhrawi. untuk ingatan sendiri terutamanya. So
few weeks back ai dengar ceramah ustat mana tah on IKIM. Sorry, I'm bad
with names. Lagi2 kalo tak dilihat-in mukanya. Ceramah nya amat terkesan
di hati nurani lah.
It was about your daily life. Kita hidup ni sebagai khalifah Allah. berbuat sesuatu semata-mata kerana Allah, untuk mendapatkan keredhaan Allah. Same goes with your work life. You'll get more satisfaction bila bekerja lillahi ta'ala serta kurang penyakit hati. Kalau bekerja kerana boss, or takut boss, definitely sangat menyakitkan hati if you still get his disapproval or bad remarks when you have worked your ass off. At least, jika bos tidak menghargai usaha anda, you always know that your hard work inshaa Allah mendapat keredhaan-Nya. Bos kritik pon kita redho.Just take any constructive criticism as your future reminder to improve yourself. Kritikan yang tidak membina, menyakitkan hati semata redhalah.
Speaking of criticism, ustat tu pesan, janganlah membalas kritikan dengan kritikan. Kerana kritikan itu hanya menyakitkan. Ini memang undeniably terkesan di hati. I have answered criticism with criticism and it was never good. A disaster indeed. Yes you might think, orang yang sesedap rasa mengkritik ni kadang-kadang kene bagi sejibik atas muka. Biar dia rasa sekali perasaan kena kritik. Apparently tak semua orang boleh menerima kritikan dengan hati terbuka, walaupun diri sendiri sesedap hati mengkritik sehingga ke peringkat mencemuh. Dan bila anda menjawab kritikan dengan kritikan, ia hanya memburukkan keadaan, menimbulkan ketegangan sehingga bisa merenggangkan perhubungan. Perlu diingatkan di sini, mengkritik bukan bererti mencemuh dan berkata buruk terhadap seseorang.
Ustat tu kata redha sajalah terhadap sebarang kritikan. You just have to remind yourself that redha bukan bererti kalah. Sebagaimana coretan Fauziah Ashari dalam Ombak Rindu, redha itu ikhlas, pasrah itu menyerah. Tidak perlu membalas kejahatan dengan kejahatan. Sentiasa ingat kita hidup beragama, ada Tuhan di sisi. Tidak perlulah kita membalas. Sesungguhnya balasan Allah itu pasti. Allah, Tuhan di hari pembalasan (maaliki yau middeen).
Maka apa saja kritikan, cemuhan, umpatan, kejian dilemparkan depan atau belakang, yang siap2 ditambah ajinomoto bagai, just let them be. Live on. Be content with what you have. Dan ingatlah, orang yang beriman akan lebih banyak berdiam diri dan hanya berkata apabila perlu. Anda tidak rugi. Allah tetap ada. Tak payah dok sakit hati sangat la. Hanya perlu berhati-hati dengan sekeliling dan manusia yang mcm2 pe'el.
To summarize, just remember:
bila bekerja - kerana Allah ta'ala (lillahi ta'ala)
Bila berhadapan dengan manusia yang pelbagai - Allah, Raja di hari pembalasan (maaliki yau middeen)
It was about your daily life. Kita hidup ni sebagai khalifah Allah. berbuat sesuatu semata-mata kerana Allah, untuk mendapatkan keredhaan Allah. Same goes with your work life. You'll get more satisfaction bila bekerja lillahi ta'ala serta kurang penyakit hati. Kalau bekerja kerana boss, or takut boss, definitely sangat menyakitkan hati if you still get his disapproval or bad remarks when you have worked your ass off. At least, jika bos tidak menghargai usaha anda, you always know that your hard work inshaa Allah mendapat keredhaan-Nya. Bos kritik pon kita redho.Just take any constructive criticism as your future reminder to improve yourself. Kritikan yang tidak membina, menyakitkan hati semata redhalah.
Speaking of criticism, ustat tu pesan, janganlah membalas kritikan dengan kritikan. Kerana kritikan itu hanya menyakitkan. Ini memang undeniably terkesan di hati. I have answered criticism with criticism and it was never good. A disaster indeed. Yes you might think, orang yang sesedap rasa mengkritik ni kadang-kadang kene bagi sejibik atas muka. Biar dia rasa sekali perasaan kena kritik. Apparently tak semua orang boleh menerima kritikan dengan hati terbuka, walaupun diri sendiri sesedap hati mengkritik sehingga ke peringkat mencemuh. Dan bila anda menjawab kritikan dengan kritikan, ia hanya memburukkan keadaan, menimbulkan ketegangan sehingga bisa merenggangkan perhubungan. Perlu diingatkan di sini, mengkritik bukan bererti mencemuh dan berkata buruk terhadap seseorang.
Ustat tu kata redha sajalah terhadap sebarang kritikan. You just have to remind yourself that redha bukan bererti kalah. Sebagaimana coretan Fauziah Ashari dalam Ombak Rindu, redha itu ikhlas, pasrah itu menyerah. Tidak perlu membalas kejahatan dengan kejahatan. Sentiasa ingat kita hidup beragama, ada Tuhan di sisi. Tidak perlulah kita membalas. Sesungguhnya balasan Allah itu pasti. Allah, Tuhan di hari pembalasan (maaliki yau middeen).
Maka apa saja kritikan, cemuhan, umpatan, kejian dilemparkan depan atau belakang, yang siap2 ditambah ajinomoto bagai, just let them be. Live on. Be content with what you have. Dan ingatlah, orang yang beriman akan lebih banyak berdiam diri dan hanya berkata apabila perlu. Anda tidak rugi. Allah tetap ada. Tak payah dok sakit hati sangat la. Hanya perlu berhati-hati dengan sekeliling dan manusia yang mcm2 pe'el.
To summarize, just remember:
bila bekerja - kerana Allah ta'ala (lillahi ta'ala)
Bila berhadapan dengan manusia yang pelbagai - Allah, Raja di hari pembalasan (maaliki yau middeen)
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
Selamat tahun baru!
Di ambang tahun baru semalam, i took an air asia flight. You should know la the main reason i chose air asia in the first place because of its fairly cheaper fare. Eventhough kadang2 mas is way cheaper and provides much much more better service. But then it was new year's eve. It was impossible to get good deal with mas lah kan. So i got what i pay lah. Nak murah, i should anticipate crappy service lah kan. Nak check-in kat counter, kene baya seploh hengget. Luckily i reached the airport early. Tp nak tggu que baggage drop mcm harom. Sabarlah hati. Dah nak murah, dpt apa yg dibayar jela. And ramai jugala yang cheapskate mcm diri beli air asia tiket kan. Dah timbang bagai, terlebih pula timbangan. Dekat dpn counter tu jugak cina bukit unpack and repack untuk kurangkan timbangan. Menambahkan masa beratur dan kepanjangan line beratur. Yang bapak el stupido, entourage cina bukit td turut beratur dgn troli sorg satu. Bila dah setel yg kat dpn td, semua kua line and headed to departure gate. Terasa ingin menghantukkan kepala ke kaunter. Apart from services, i just wanted to point out that everyone can afford cheap air fare. So you should expect to see many kind of people and different form of weirdness.
So i boarded the plane 20 minutes behind schedule. Expected lah kan. Masa org lambat 5 minit, dah tak boleh check in langsung. Masa org awal sejam, dia boleh delay pulak. I was seated at 6a, with me mek. All the hot seat rows in front were all empty. People on board would rather not paying a single cent for that hot seats, when other seats available it seemed. Fair enough lah kan. Mek sangat lah hyper tak boleh dok diam. Panjat2 seat bagai. Nothing i can do about it. Behind me was a kid i assumed australian from his accent. I did everything to calm mek down. It was working until we almost reached our destination and i could see klcc, mek eventually got bored. We almost landed and they switched off the lights. Mek started to scream to make me let her climb and see the kid behind. Dia main2 and gelak2 sendiri. Then i heard the kid complaining to his parents that mek is soooo annoying and he couln't sleep. Eh hello! Ko nak tido apa lagi nya? Dah nak sampai pon. Awal2 td tak kalut nk tido pulak dk main game ko. Tapi takpala. Yang dok bising2nya budak. Bodo tak reti apa.
Sampai2 je, my bro was there waiting with the whole troop. I got on his keto-bah and shared what i just encountered. I wasn't surprise when KM also went through the same ordeal when they were on the same airline to OstOlia few months back. It was even worse when the complainant was an adult. Orang tua! And this orang tua komplen dekat cabin crew. Kalo budak yang komplen, kita boley la ckp dia tu budak. Bodo lagi. Takleh nak pikir panjang. Kalo orang dewasa komplen, nak kata apa? Dah nyanyuk? Amnesia? Kepala terhantuk masa kecik2 dulu? Byk sgt mkn semut itam? Kamu dah kenapa? Bodo bebal sgt. Takleh nk pikir panjang? Takleh nak tolerate sampai nak mengadu ke cabin crew?
Ai nak tanya byk soalan kepada anda yang mempunyai mentaliti yang sama dgn orang yang mempersoalkan how babies and toddlers behave. First get your definition of babies and toddlers correct. Siapakah bayi dan toddlers. Kalo tak tahu, boleh wiki.
1. Adakah kamu tidak pernah mempunyai anak kecil? Jika tidak, adakah kamu tidak pernah berhadapan dgn anak2 kecil kepada saudara dan sahabat kamu yang rapat? Jika ya, you should understand and be more understanding with people and their kids around you. Jika tidak, i bet your life must be reaLly lonely. And to complete your pathetic lonely life, please reside and live in a cave.
2. What are you doing sitting in a non-extra-paying seat of a low cost airline in the first place, if you couldn't handle a crying baby or a screaming toddler? It's natural to have that once in a while unless you have a baby crying non-stop for more than an hour. Then you and the cabin crew should at least be sympathy for the parents, if not be worried of the baby's condition, not the other way around. You should be aware that you're flying in a lowcost plane, not in a private jet. You're not the only one who could afford the cheap air fare. You should expect to see many kinds of people. Dari org mainland hingga org yg bau kari rempah bagai. Even org yg bersubang sampai ke pinggang pon boley naik the same low cost flight as you do, of they can afford it and choose to do so. Inikan pulak org yang bawak anak, bukan bawak kambing naik dok sama2. If you refuse to sit with them, i suggest that you should get your own private plane already. Yang orang lain tak boleh afford langsung. Jangan berlagak boley. We pay the same amount you're paying, ok!
3. When you purchase your flight ticket, haven't you noticed there's an option for people travelling with infant? Just so you know, infant up to 2 yo also need to pay for air fare eventhough they don't have designated seat. Their fare is much cheaper to encourage people with children travel with all these airlines. I have never encountered a single airline that forbids infants and babies to be on board. Neither have i read any of the airlines' policy that states babies aren't allowed to scream and cry or they will have an emergency landing to kick these babies out, just so you could have a peaceful, free-from-screaming-babies-journey. Babies and toddlers are sometimes unpredictable. kalo x tahan, kayuh sampan je la wei!
Semakin murah tiket kapal terbang itu, semakin ramai yang mampu membayarnya. Jika anda mengharapkan perkhidmatan yang first class so de very high class, anda punyai pilihan untuk membeli jet peribadi anda sendiri. Jika anda tak mampu miliknya, maka buat mcm x mampu. Tunjuk je kemampuan anda setakat kapal terbang murah, mcm orang lain. A little bit of tolerance will do no harm. Kalo org lain boley tolerate dgn perangai berlagak anda tapi hanya mampu naik kapal murah, mengapa anda tidak boleh tolerate dgn apa jua kelemahan mereka.
The end.
So i boarded the plane 20 minutes behind schedule. Expected lah kan. Masa org lambat 5 minit, dah tak boleh check in langsung. Masa org awal sejam, dia boleh delay pulak. I was seated at 6a, with me mek. All the hot seat rows in front were all empty. People on board would rather not paying a single cent for that hot seats, when other seats available it seemed. Fair enough lah kan. Mek sangat lah hyper tak boleh dok diam. Panjat2 seat bagai. Nothing i can do about it. Behind me was a kid i assumed australian from his accent. I did everything to calm mek down. It was working until we almost reached our destination and i could see klcc, mek eventually got bored. We almost landed and they switched off the lights. Mek started to scream to make me let her climb and see the kid behind. Dia main2 and gelak2 sendiri. Then i heard the kid complaining to his parents that mek is soooo annoying and he couln't sleep. Eh hello! Ko nak tido apa lagi nya? Dah nak sampai pon. Awal2 td tak kalut nk tido pulak dk main game ko. Tapi takpala. Yang dok bising2nya budak. Bodo tak reti apa.
Sampai2 je, my bro was there waiting with the whole troop. I got on his keto-bah and shared what i just encountered. I wasn't surprise when KM also went through the same ordeal when they were on the same airline to OstOlia few months back. It was even worse when the complainant was an adult. Orang tua! And this orang tua komplen dekat cabin crew. Kalo budak yang komplen, kita boley la ckp dia tu budak. Bodo lagi. Takleh nak pikir panjang. Kalo orang dewasa komplen, nak kata apa? Dah nyanyuk? Amnesia? Kepala terhantuk masa kecik2 dulu? Byk sgt mkn semut itam? Kamu dah kenapa? Bodo bebal sgt. Takleh nk pikir panjang? Takleh nak tolerate sampai nak mengadu ke cabin crew?
Ai nak tanya byk soalan kepada anda yang mempunyai mentaliti yang sama dgn orang yang mempersoalkan how babies and toddlers behave. First get your definition of babies and toddlers correct. Siapakah bayi dan toddlers. Kalo tak tahu, boleh wiki.
1. Adakah kamu tidak pernah mempunyai anak kecil? Jika tidak, adakah kamu tidak pernah berhadapan dgn anak2 kecil kepada saudara dan sahabat kamu yang rapat? Jika ya, you should understand and be more understanding with people and their kids around you. Jika tidak, i bet your life must be reaLly lonely. And to complete your pathetic lonely life, please reside and live in a cave.
2. What are you doing sitting in a non-extra-paying seat of a low cost airline in the first place, if you couldn't handle a crying baby or a screaming toddler? It's natural to have that once in a while unless you have a baby crying non-stop for more than an hour. Then you and the cabin crew should at least be sympathy for the parents, if not be worried of the baby's condition, not the other way around. You should be aware that you're flying in a lowcost plane, not in a private jet. You're not the only one who could afford the cheap air fare. You should expect to see many kinds of people. Dari org mainland hingga org yg bau kari rempah bagai. Even org yg bersubang sampai ke pinggang pon boley naik the same low cost flight as you do, of they can afford it and choose to do so. Inikan pulak org yang bawak anak, bukan bawak kambing naik dok sama2. If you refuse to sit with them, i suggest that you should get your own private plane already. Yang orang lain tak boleh afford langsung. Jangan berlagak boley. We pay the same amount you're paying, ok!
3. When you purchase your flight ticket, haven't you noticed there's an option for people travelling with infant? Just so you know, infant up to 2 yo also need to pay for air fare eventhough they don't have designated seat. Their fare is much cheaper to encourage people with children travel with all these airlines. I have never encountered a single airline that forbids infants and babies to be on board. Neither have i read any of the airlines' policy that states babies aren't allowed to scream and cry or they will have an emergency landing to kick these babies out, just so you could have a peaceful, free-from-screaming-babies-journey. Babies and toddlers are sometimes unpredictable. kalo x tahan, kayuh sampan je la wei!
Semakin murah tiket kapal terbang itu, semakin ramai yang mampu membayarnya. Jika anda mengharapkan perkhidmatan yang first class so de very high class, anda punyai pilihan untuk membeli jet peribadi anda sendiri. Jika anda tak mampu miliknya, maka buat mcm x mampu. Tunjuk je kemampuan anda setakat kapal terbang murah, mcm orang lain. A little bit of tolerance will do no harm. Kalo org lain boley tolerate dgn perangai berlagak anda tapi hanya mampu naik kapal murah, mengapa anda tidak boleh tolerate dgn apa jua kelemahan mereka.
The end.
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Sunday, December 23, 2012
Adam dan Hawa episode 40
By now fo shizzle semua dah tahu drama adam dan hawa tu. I came to know about it pon when ramai sangat orang dok kecoh2 kat facebook, especially penggemar novel. So should know that Adam dan Hawa tu based on a novel lah. Macam ombak rendu, gemersik kelabu, nora elena and so on. Saya bukan penggemar novel chenta tegar. Tapi kalo org bising kata based on the novel, it's going to be a good drama, i can't help but to watch la. Nak tengok apa yang sodap sgt.
Maka kalau ikotkan rating mak yang tak minat novel cinta, nora elena is krappo. But I could still watch and follow sinetron tu. Gemersik kalbu is macam haram. Terasa malu sendiri antara tengok dan tak tengok. Casting fail. I don't know whether I don't like the character or i don't like Ayu Raudah yang bagai di pam2 dkt flat screen tv per se. Kemanjaan mu, karakter mu dan kebulatan segala apa di badan mu bagai menggamit tangan ku nak baling selipar. Sori sakit mata, tak mampu tgk. Bukan anti bulat. Boley je tgk drama pompuan bulat yg slalu berlakon drama tv9. No hal. it's just that kemanjaan dan cebikan mu bagai dibuat2. Daku meluat2. Plot pon cliche macam nora elena. Perlulah rogol perempuan pasal ko sayang sangat. Bukan pasal ko horny sangat eh. Ke lautlah moral org Melayu jika di potray sebegini rupa.
Ombak rindu ai tengok mcm.. u know, u give me a thick book. And I flip it quickly cover to cover. Huruf pon tak nampak. Bayang2 je muka surat dan kipasan angin je la menyapu muka. Tengok sambil lalu. I just think Maya Karin berlakon buat2. maybe a little bit overacting. Ada je orang berlakon sdeyh yang tak nampak dibuat. But Lisa Surihani superb lah. She can make you love her and hate her. Ini namanya pandai berlakon. At first, I wouldn't think that she could nail it. She's just the girl next door all this while. Berjaya menjiwai watak mengada2 dalam Ombak rendu.
Ok. enough about that. Masuk pasal Adam dan Hawa. The only way I could watch sinetron ni ony on some links provided by some blogs. Nak cari youtube, gagal. What brings me to this drama? All the hoo-haa on facebook la. First 3 episodes agak menyekik, kata org ganu. I have this perception mcm org lain gak. Takde heroin lain ke ko nak amik? So only after 3 episodes, I had a hiatus from that drama. Tak kuasa nak bukak internet melayan drama melayu kan. Tapi earlier this week, I continued watching the drama while doing my work at night. Udahnya tersangkut pulak. Udahnya malam2 tak miss tgk.
What makes me glued to this drama? Here goes the list:
1. The previously not so pretty leading lady who turned out to be beautiful after all.
2. The plot. Though cuba drag sampai puluhan episode ala2 sinetron indon or telenovela amareka selatan, tp i rarely see any irrelevant plot yang sengaja dimasukkan untuk memanjangkan cerita. Takde dialog2 bodoh yang takde kena mengena. Kalo ada flashback, they don't just simply reuse plots that already been shown. Instead they show different dialogs. Kalo ikotkan drama lain, dalam masa 20 menet tu, 15 menet was allocated for recycled plots from last week show.
3. Sinematografi. Lepak. Takde berenti keta mahal ckp tepi jalan tgh2 panas. Mcm kehidupan harian. Takde la nak brekpas pakai kot kan. Or pakai baju pilot pegi dating semata2 nk tunjuk Adam Mukhriz tu pilot. Pakai baju pilot masa dekat airport je la. Takde pretentious shot ala Kabir Baktiar; cantik tp pretentious. Yang cuba2 meniru shot ala KB buatkan hati rasa meluWAT. Takde shot muka zoom in, zoom out, just nak emphasize ekpresi pelakon. Takde shot mimik2 muka yang mencebik2 mengada, membencikan. Takde shot muka yang letak lampu dari bawah, just nak tunjuk muka jahat macam setan si antagonis. This one is really new. It was in a drama so called Putera Rayyan. haha. Funny shitz, man!
4. Great casting. First time in drama melayu that I find casting people really do their job.Semua lepak and au naturale. Depa pilih Ain Hawani budak kampung yang kurus keding to potray an innocent SPM leaver and a 26 yo lecturer. Cuba imagine kalo amik Siti Saleha. Kampung la sangat muka tu. Cuba amik Rozita Che Wan semata2 cuba nak naikkan rating. Muda la sangat kan, mentang2 pakai Safi Rania gold ngan korset 2-3 lapis yang menolak payudara sampai ke dagu. Tu aku quote cousin aku. Cuba amik Nora Danish. Dia boleh bawak karakter end of spectrum je. Either happy sangat or sedih sangat. Happy or sedih yang lepak... hm takpala. Sakit mata I.
Watak member Ain, si Azie tu yg kebudak2an tu pon kena ngn pelakon Spore tu. Tak over sgt. Looks natural to me. Kalo ikot trend drama yang cuba kurangkan kos and amik pelakon mid 30 mcm Watie elite to play that karakter, oh mak sungguh2 tak sanggup. Tahula dagu runcing. Tapi aahhh maluuuuuuu. Rasa nak makan kasutttt! Watak mak2 pon sgt kena dgn semua mak2 dalam citer tu. Orang kaya not too pretentious. Orang kampung mmg muka humble. Adik Ain yang sekolah menengah pon mmg mcm budak sekolah la. Again it wasn't Watie elite yang berlakon jadi budak sekolah menengah. hahaha. Ngeriiii weiii! and Aaron Aziz... dreamy as usual. hmmmm. Cuma the way the pronounce Australia.. Ostoliaaa... haha. Okla. Orang kampung. haha. wahahahahaha.
That's what I could think of for now. I know it's mainly about the drama. Tapi sebagus mana pon novel tu. kalo drama fail, ingat ada orang nak tengok keerrr??? Ok mmg ada. But not me lah. Buat tambah dosa aku je nanti. K lah. nak continue to episod 40 daaa.
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Etika pekedai/ peruncit dan pekerja mereka di Malaysia
Etika? Do they even have them? Malaysian among the polite nations in the world? Now kemon! Who are you kidding with. People can you please be honest with the questionaire? Jangan menipu boley? Malaysia is supposed to be at the lowest ranking both for their politeness and and sex drive. Heck, so far itu saja yg asik kua masuk berita hairan and whatnot when it comes to worldwide ranking. Now analyze this:
Politeness. What do you consider as polite? Think for a moment at least one trait that you could find in almost every malaysian that makes you say oh you're so polite! Pikir sampai tertido2. Agak sukar di situ ye. Aku malas nak bash bangsa sendiri. Tp bila ingat2 blk buat rasa nak maki hamun je sekor2. But then let's turn this into a positive bebelan. Instead of bashing bangsa sendiri, baik aku puji orang laen.
Saya belajar di tennessee for 4 years. Tahu x kat mana tu? Tahu tak betapa kampung nya ia? Tahu tak org suka nganjing tpt tu ramai redneck, kampung koboi. Ye, ia tidak se urban nyc, tak sebandar LA. Tp sekolah i is the most expensive private school. Yang belajar kat situ semua gentlemen from all over the states. Not just for southener. Mereka kalo msk building nampak i menapak lg 10 menet nak sampai, they would hold the door for us, ladies. Dah masuk building, tunggu pulak elevator. Pegang pulak pintu elevator tak nak bagi i tejepit. Orang malaysia hado mcm tu? Bkn non hado. Harus ada walau sekelumit. Tp yang ramai, cepat2 lari msk. Masuk lift ditekan2 sampAi berlobang butang tutup pintu lif.
Put tht aside. Bukan nk bebel sgt pasal ni. Tp sopan is the one vital thing yang patut ada pada orang bekerja jumpa2 orang, especially salesgirl, org jaga till or cashier. Tp di mana kesopanan anda? Ke laut! Selalu yang biasa didengar orang yang pernah tinggal di oberdesi, they have never encountered shopping experience like one in malaysia. Where you were being followed like you're gonna get caught for shoplifting anytime. So far that's not the case, even in the US or UK or even some other Europe countries i have ever been to. Not to say i ni org kaya pi shopping oberdesi je. Aku student jalan2 pakai selekeh je. But i was free to go in and out of shops, malls and even LV store in champ elysees. Bukan beli pon. Try2 barang berangan kaya mcm rosmah. Rambut je tak setinggi rosmah. takde org nk mengekor mcm anak kucin kehilangan ibu dan sumber susunye. (nice words i use eh. Nak je aku ckp mcm hanjing yg mengekor!)
Kalo beli barang runcit, pegi kedai uncle tepi jln ilkeston was always fun. Bukan niat nak mengejek, but the uncle has a cute way of greeting people. Thank you very moooocchhhhh. Kalo kat malaysia, aku tahu la ko lapar, letih berdiri. Ko pggl kawan ko ganti kejap boley x sementara ko mentekedarah or gi bergolek. Aku benci tgk muka ko moncong! Kalo tak tahan jgn keja depan org. Kalo org endon, bangla dtg conquer semua meroyan. Takde keja utk local katanya.
Kalo nak cari barang pon susah. Kalo tanya pekerja lagi susah dari cari sendiri, baik aku bukak kedai sendiri. Cari dlm kedai sendiri. At least aku tahu kat mana aku letak barang. Yang lagi hangin semalam kebebalan yang nyata berlaku. Beli barang, tak boley cancel. Ok lemme elaborate. Aku pergi speedmart jelatek kt bawah tu. Tzk jauh. Jalan kaki je kat bawah rumah. Sambil2 bawak anak jalan2. Orang jalan2 kat bawah rumah, ta, plan nak beli belahbawak duit ribu2 ke? Aku bawak hapa yang hado la kan.
Aku masuk speedmart, aku amik satu extension cord, satu biskut hannah. Bawak pergi till, or org mesia panggil cashier. Dah scan, total rm22. Aku bukak beg gabak tp kosong, tgk2 ada not 10 and a bunch of not 1 rm. Kira2 aku ada rm 18. So aku ckp dkt minachi, i nak extension cord, i nk kensel beskut. Minachi kata gak boley kensel. Now now. Who are you kidding with minachi? Aku dh pergi dari sekecik2 kedai roncit ke sebesar2 store. Ko baru kua kandang lembuke? Baru dpt keja? Ko baru register scan benda tu. Enter pon belom. Duit aku x bagi pon lagi. Dah mmg aku tak cukop duit, ko nk aku buat hapa bodo? Org dh beratur ramai kt blkg. Nasib baik aku x glabah.
Aku dh pergi sebesar2 walmart la wei. Berganda2 besar dr speedmart yg ko jadi balachi. I've seen people took tens of stuff and canceled some. Returned half eaten bread. I've seen worse. Takde masalah la stakat nak kensel barang satu pasal aku x cukop 4 hengget. Bukan aku x mampu. And aku tak perlu buktikan aku mampu beli pon. I know my rights. Si minachi boley pulak panggil supervisor yg mmg nyata depan mata. But then perkara yang membezakan mentaliti dan keperibadian orang malaysia dan orang amareka berlaku. Minachi ckp dpn2 orang beratur ramai "bang, kensel barang. Dia tak cukop duit".
Aku mmg tak malu. Aku tahu hak aku. Ko scan je. Aku tahu ko boley kensel. Mmg aku tak cukop duit. But i dont need reason to cancel my purchase do i? I havent even purchased it. Baru in the process. Ko ingat aku bodo ke? Ko kata tak boleh scan? Sedangkan orang dh bayar pon boley return. Apa lagi org belom bayar. Boley jer kensel. If i were in the US, they would have done it as discreet as possible. Not to hummiliate the customer. Even if the customer himself sometimes like to attract attention and hummiliate himself, esp d redneck. Haha. Kalo org lain, they would have done something to prove that they coukd afford that total of rm22. To me, that minachi is not worth my second. Takda masa nak berlari2 naik rumah amik duit and turun blk. She is just not worth it. And i know my value. Takde guna bergaduh dgn org bodoh.
So malaysian pls. Most polite nation, my arse. Change your mindset and the way you're working first before you take up and answer the questionnaires. Tak payah susah2 nak menipu. Itu pon dah cukop memaluka.
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
duniawi sungguh
berabuk gell blog ni. o well even i grow grapes now, i dont really have time to type a new entry. i prefer twitter nowadays. easy to access from the phone, dont really have to write a long ass essay, and can even tweet while nursing the baby. jejejejejej. tmi eyh?
what am i doing here at 2 am? i had too much sleep already. apparently you dont have to exactly follow the saying; you should be napping too when the baby is sleeping. this holds true when your baby is fussy. unlike mine, budak ni sleep through the nite, maybe a little fussy during the day. but hey, tak kaco tido mlm pon kan. so nak jadi hapa kalo siang malam pon aku nk tido mcm baby. ponin pala den.
but then again, i had a low bp for the past few days. so dah ponin nk pitam2 siang tadi den tido skali ngan bayi den lah. pastu pulak bayi den nk tido kui 9 tadi terikot sama. kekeke. nak muntah pulak tido byk2 ni. enough bout the baby already.
anda kenal neelofa? ore klate tu. bia dok sekapom pom, tp kawe banggo ore comey spo dio ore kelate. bangga ka? i like to see pretty women like neelofa to some extent. to what extent, u might wonder? and why i choose neelofa as example? pasal die mmg santek. duh! and die sgt sedapp. kalo i yg gegel ni rasa neelofa itu sedap dilihat, mungkin lebih sedap digigit, apa lg lelaki2 lain. hahaha.
ive met her once doing groceries with hans isaac at cold storage ge mall, masa kedai dh nak tutup pon. lawa mcm patung barbie. mlm2 buta pon bedak ber enchi2. u know barbie doll? not just santek. cukop inchi sume. haha. wahaha. pastu last sunday she was on the cover of panca indera. mmg santek lah dgn baju ketat gelemat posing maut, mau terjojol bijik mata meleleh air lio mat2 perverts. ok now back to the question to what extent do i like to see her?
i love to see pretty gals wearing poke eye outfit (oh yes, the poke-eye term does exist. go ask ppl at mindef. haha) til they scare the crap out of me dan timbul perasaan kasihan. why scared then pity summore ley? i got scared to think peha putih gebu rozita che wan dan badan berbonjol2 neelofa di barbeku kelak. kesian kot santek2 jadi bahan bakar. not tht im that pious alim tutup litup berpurdah bagai pon. tp perasaan takut tu cukop la nk buat aku turun bawah pakai tudung bibik 2-3 harini. hahah. kalo tak menggerbang jugak rambut rosak keras berdawai stakat turun nk buang sampah or bawak mek jalan2 tgk dunia yg penuh pak arab, pak itam, pak paki, cina bukit kt bawah nun, which most of the time aku usung budak yg tido je. buang maso den ajo bwk budak tido jalan.
tp tulah. melayu mudah lupa. skali tgk, skali takut, skali teringat. kekekek. hm dh la. nak salin diaper budak pulak.
p/s: ok lg scary shit kalo tgk budak ni bgn sdiri mlm2 lookin at a corner tesengih sorg2.
p/s: ok lg scary shit kalo tgk budak ni bgn sdiri mlm2 lookin at a corner tesengih sorg2.
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